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Exercise 12: 10 Reasons to Stub A Toe

12/4/2012

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Just a quick one today because I’ve had a mighty busy week.

EXERCISE 12: TEN REASONS A CHARACTER WOULD STUB THEIR TOE

1. Hamish stubbed his toe on purpose because he and his girlfriend have been drifting apart and he wants her to hug him.

2. Rochelle was carrying a body rolled up in a shower curtain and couldn’t see that well when she stubbed her toe.

3. Mitchell had an alien Facehugger attached to his face, so really, stubbing his toe was the least of his worries.

4. Brenda stubbed her toe while running after the man she was going to kidnap and force to marry her.

5. Lauren stubbed her toe learning to walk with her new prosthetic foot. It didn’t hurt.

6. Gloria stubbed her toe on the way to join her cult in a mass suicide, and the pain made her realise she was too scared to drink the Kool Aid.

7. Andrea stubbed her toe and tripped, causing the sniper aiming at her to miss.

8. Sarah tripped over the damn cat again.

9. Maria stubbed her toe while carrying  Christmas dinner to the table. She dropped the turkey and her family were mighty glad, because she gives them food poisoning every year.

10. Rodney stubbed his toe during sex and liked it.
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