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Exercise Eight: Ten Monsters 

11/3/2012

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Who knows when you’re going to need an emergency cast of monsters to draw from?

1. EYETACLES
Tentacle monster with eyes instead of suckers.

2. GIANT SCABIES
Giant scabies that burrow inside your body until you explode from itching.

3. LIMBS
A scuttling mass of limbs with no face.

4. KINDERPEDE
A centipede that is basically a series of baby heads attached to each other, each with a set of tiny deformed legs.

5. GOD
An impossibly old shrunken man who will control your life if you believe in him.

6. STRETCH CAT
An cat with giraffe length legs, cheetah like speed, and enhanced claws made out of diamonds. Hiss.

7. FOOOOOOT
A giant, singular foot that will crush you between the toes or slit your throat with toenails.

8.  INVISIBLE GIANT SQUID

A giant squid that has developed invisibility and a penchant for squeezin’ human throats.

9. ACID MASS
A tumorous slug-like mass that spits acid which will cause your body to turn inside out from the place you touched it.

10. EVIL K’NEEDLE
A small imp that picks YOU to torture by hiding just out out sight at all times and stabbing you with a needle when you’re not looking.
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Gavin link
2/21/2014 11:24:01 pm

Aw, this was a really quality post. In theory I'd like to write like this too - taking time and real effort to make a good article... but what can I say... I procrastinate alot and never seem to get something done.

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